Haha, this is so funny I wanna share with everyone. Ref: http://jokes.jdonuts.com/2008/08/customs-declaration.html Customs Declaration A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, …

Came across something that i think is more meant for the guys. But as i think some stuff are pretty useful for both guys and girls, plus the bonus that some really tickle my funny bones, orite orite... i shall post it up…

Lesson 1:A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, th…

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candle light vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to …

Saw this outside a shop today: An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop,…